Volume 28
Students Move Into Empty Classrooms to Overcome the Housing Crisis
“I had a dream I went to class naked, and then I woke up, naked and in class,” said Lay.Photo by Jack Yang UCSD has recently begun …
Theology Professor Criticized for Requiring Students to Buy Bibles with Access Codes
“I took an abridged version of this course by just staring at the Vices and Virtues building for three hours,” stated Peter.Photo by Chiara Ng Earlier …
UCSD Invests in Alarm Clock System Disguised as Construction
“Ever since this construction, I’ve been having really vivid dreams of two Transformers going at it,” said Hertz.Photo by Julia Wong Throughout campus, students at UCSD …
Random Passerby Crowned “King of the Met Gala”
Random Passerby Crowned “King of the Met Gala” Celebrities attending the Met Gala last weekend were surprised to see viewers choose random passerby Jim Hornbloom as …
Fraudulent Blacksmith Forges Sword
“It looks great in my hand but it sucks during warfare,” claimed Jean Dark. “Kind of a double-edged sword.”Photo by Sharon Roth The workshop of Trevor McLintosh …
La Jolla Family Rents Out Doghouse to UCSD Student Amidst Housing Crisis
“I like having the extra money,” said Mrs. MacInson. “But I no longer have a place to send my husband to when he messes around with …
Ben Platt Reveals His Secret to Staying Young
“Up next, I’m auditioning for the role of Annie,” said Ben Platt.Photo by Sharon Roth Actor Benjamin Plattypus, more commonly known as Ben Platt, has recently been …
Clown Costumes Moved to Sexy Section of Spirit Halloween
Clown Costumes Moved to Sexy Section of Spirit Halloween Sales of clown costumes were up last Halloween, but not for the reason one would expect. With …
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By Jerry Wu
UC Regents Evacuates UCSD, Raccoon Insurgency Rises to Power
“One man’s trash is another man’s missile defense system,” said Drake.Photo by Sharon Roth Uncertainty and fear struck the hearts of the UCSD community as UC Regents …
