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LinkedIn Announces Short-Form Video Service

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“It’s so easy to make short-form video content,” said Devontre Prenuer. “Personally, I squeeze it in between my 4:30 a.m. run and my 5 a.m. meditation.”Photo …

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Butter Flavored Vape Creates New Disease, Movie Popcorn Lung

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“Is it salted or unsalted butter?” asked Monica Clouds. “I’m trying to watch my blood pressure.”Photo by Connor Betterly Last month, the popular e-cigarette and vape …

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Leaked Internal Twitter Memo States that Elon Musk “Has No Idea What He’s Doing”

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Reports of events at Twitter headquarters were not officially confirmed, but were verified by an anonymous Twitter employee.Photo by Julia Wong Recently, Elon Musk finalized his …

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Scientist Evolves to Eat Microplastics, Becomes World’s First Human 3D Printer

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“Life in plastic — it’s fantastic,” said Dr. Gabriel Barbecue.Photo by James Woolley Last month, Dr. Gabriel Barbecue checked himself into the hospital after experiencing severe …

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Netflix to Split All of Its Content Into Smaller Channels

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“Why would I want this segmented business model when I can watch entire movies in 328 shorts on TikTok?” asked Lee.Photo by Julia Wong Netflix recently …

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Mercedes Launches New Brake Line Subscription Service

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“And I thought my car was crazy for making me pay for a gas subscription,” said Shapoor Laliwalla.Photo by Sharon Roth Last Thursday, Mercedes-Benz announced a …

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New False Memory Service Helps Users Pad Their Resumes

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“This new app really helps me sleep better at night,” attested Laina Lightly. “And not just because I have better job security — my resumé now …

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SHEIN Starts Selling Clothing Made of Antimatter

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Order tracking has become complicated, as the post office cannot provide both the shipping address and delivery date.Photo by Amit Roth Fast-fashion retailer SHEIN, famous for …

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CHIPS and Science Act Relieves Salsa Surplus

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“I don’t know why everybody keeps talking about Taiwan,” said Jaquelin Schwarz. “I think Mexico has the best chips.Photo by Julia Wong Months after the passage …

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AI-Generated Images to Replace All Art Ever by 2024

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“If I had to describe the type of art I’m making, I would say I’m in my RGB period,” said Hugh Mann.Photo by Julia Wong Last …