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I Will Never Write an Editorial

Written by: Theo Erickson

When I was three years old my family took a vow of silence. My father refused to further pollute the marketplace of ideas with our half-baked …

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I Can’t Wait For the Free and Fair 2026 Elections!

Written by: Liv Gilbert

You’ve seen it, I’ve seen it, we’ve all seen it. That little orange thing that’s been all over the news lately. Such a dumb person in …

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Take a Break or I’ll Take You Out

Written by: Erica Rosslee

I get it: life is hard. But I swear to God I am going to get you if you keep making me feel like shit all …

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All I Do Is Talk, Because Nobody Listens

Written by: Destiney Friday

Every day I set up at another table at another college with another microphone and another stack of white hats. But these days, I never seem …

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How The Sunshine Market Renovation Ruined My Life

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

Scene: It’s the first day of Spring Quarter, and I’m walking through Price Center. I am unbothered, serene even, as I dodge the usual lunchtime swarm …

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Maybe Cool It On the Parties vs. Your Mom Pays Me To Be Your Friend

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

Point: Maybe Cool It On the Parties Hey, man. I can tell you’ve been pretty stressed about your homework lately. And I get it! Finals season …

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American English Makes More Sense Than British English vs. BRITANNIA FOREVER

Written by: The MQ

Point: American English Makes More Sense Than British English Well gee golly, I’m so sorry to be causing a fuss, but I feel it must be …

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My Boss Killed Me in a Past Life – Here’s How I’m Leveraging That in My Career

Written by: Dylan Towner

They say eyes are the window to the soul. And much like a house, when you look through those windows into someone’s soul, you might see …

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It’s Really Hard Being The Little Stinker of American Law

Written by: Olga Vysotsky

Listen, in my heart, fundamentally, I’m just a chill guy, you know? I went to Yale, sure, but not in a lame, pretentious way, only because …

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Wait, You Guys Already Had Your Enrollment Times?

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

So, here’s the issue. I was under the impression that class enrollment just hadn’t happened for anyone yet. Because when enrollment times came out and WebReg …