Opinion
Traffic Laws Apply to Scooters Too vs. Huh? I Can’t Hear You Through My AirPods
Point: Traffic Laws Apply to Scooters Too It totally didn’t surprise me last week when I was walking to my 12 p.m. discussion at the top …
Help! My Roommate was Wounded by a Strange Creature! vs. There Is No Strange Creature
Point: Help! My Roommate was Wounded by a Strange Creature! Last night, my roommate — let’s call her Jane — came back from an 8 p.m. …
My Boss Killed Me in a Past Life – Here’s How I’m Leveraging That in My Career
They say eyes are the window to the soul. And much like a house, when you look through those windows into someone’s soul, you might see …
It’s Really Hard Being The Little Stinker of American Law
Listen, in my heart, fundamentally, I’m just a chill guy, you know? I went to Yale, sure, but not in a lame, pretentious way, only because …
Wait, You Guys Already Had Your Enrollment Times?
So, here’s the issue. I was under the impression that class enrollment just hadn’t happened for anyone yet. Because when enrollment times came out and WebReg …
Dating My Campus Crush Went Wrong?
It all started the first week of school when I went to a “First-Years in Seventh from the Northeast Part of Akron, Ohio” mixer. I saw …
I’ll Never Find Love and Neither Will You vs. I’ve Already Found Love but You Just Can’t Meet Her Cuz She Lives in Canada
POINT: I’ll Never Find Love and Neither Will You At the ripe old age of 20, I’ve lived, I’ve laughed… so when will I find love?! …
STOP Polluting Our Children’s Minds! vs. Hey, I Love That Show!
POINT: STOP Polluting Our Children’s Minds! Oh you liberals really did it this time. After months of nagging from the old lady to become more “involved” …
What Are You Gonna Do? Not Use It?
That’s right. It’s me. You know of me, you’ve lamented me, you’ve cursed me, you’ve wept for me, I’m certain of it. Nevertheless, I’m the only …
No, Just Because You Uppercut Me Does Not Mean You’re ‘Punching Up’
Today, one of my dear HUMR 101: Intro to Humor students, who I will call “Jimmy,” came into my office, wound up his fist, and uppercutted …
