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Return Black Friday to Its Roots

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If one more person disrespects the internationally-recognized holiday of Black Friday, I am going to lose it. The contempt when you dismiss this patriotic purchasing day …

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Sleep Tight, Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite! vs. All Families Deserve to Be Fed

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POINT: Sleep Tight, Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite! Within a week of moving into my new home, it was evident to me that I had …

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It’s Not a Phage, Mom

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I’m not doing this because it’s a viral trend! It’s not infectious, my friends haven’t caught it, and no one is putting me up to this. …

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Throwing Food on Paintings Is an Ineffectual Protest vs. It Makes the Paintings Taste Better

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POINT: Throwing Food on Paintings Is an Ineffectual Protest I can’t believe people do this. This publicity stunt does nothing to talk about climate change. You …

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Cells Have Feelings, Too

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You are made of cells. On the most fundamental level, everything is made of cells — the plants you forget to water, the mold growing on …

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Competitive Eating Is Good for the Economy

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I am an American hero. I am the one who keeps local businesses afloat during COVID-19, who provides the money to put kids through school, who …

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I Think I’ll Be a Witch for Halloween This Year vs. Thou Art a Wretched Sinner, Utterly Unworthy of God’s Love

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Point: I Think I’ll Be a Witch for Halloween This Year I’m not sure. I think it could be fun. I have a lot of ideas. …

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Breaking Bones Is Good for You Because Then You Have More Bones

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Don’t trust Big Bone! All they want is to preserve their calcium cartel. Trust me on this one: breaking your bones is good for you. Who …

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Triangle-cut Pizza: The Story of Success Taken Away

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I had my first slice of pizza when I was two years old. My grandmother took me to a place in Brooklyn on the corner of …

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“The Mona Lisa Isn’t Even That Great” vs. “So Make Something Better”

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Point: The Mona Lisa Isn’t Even That Great Ah, the Louvre: the most famous art museum in the world. Why? Sure, it has more paintings than …