Kaz Nuckowski

Kaz Nuckowski is a Copy Editor for the Muir Quarterly. They are usually found in Half Dome laughing and encouraging students to share their wit or giving their own suggestions to make everyone else laugh. Never doubt Kaz and their skills because they will surprise you, especially when the spread has a comic open and they are feeling inspired!

Briefs

Local Man Buys Clown Shoes,Insists He is “Not A Clown”

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski and Dylan Jaide White

Self-described “human adult man” Robert “Bobo” Honkson has once again denied accusations that he is a clown. Recent evidence submitted to San Diego courts was described …

Briefs

Asteroid the Size of a Large Rock to Pass by Earth

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

According to NASA, a large asteroid will pass within 2,000,000 football fields of Earth on the night of the banana-shaped crescent moon at approximately three-foot-shadow-length time …

ArticlesHolidaysNationalNews

Absolut Unveils Pink-Flavored, Mercury-Infused Vodka for Pride Month

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

“LGBT stands for Let’s Get Buzzed Together,” said John Deackon, an Absolut brand representative.Photo by Amit Roth This week, Absolut Vodka announced a new Pride month …

ArticlesEditorialOpinion

Werewolf Woman: The Invisibility of White Femininity

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Heads up – this feature is from our special Cosmopolitan issue. As such, it may not come across as it was originally meant to in print. …

FeaturesOther Features

Manthropology

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski, Olivia Scarborough, Isabelle Mckelvey, Jerry Wu and Farhad Taraporevala

Heads up – this feature is from our special Cosmopolitan issue. As such, it may not come across as it was originally meant to in print. …

ArticlesNationalNews

Railway Company Responds to Ohio Chemical Spill by Spraying Febreze

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

“This cleanup is gonna be a Febreze!” exclaimed one Norfolk Southern Railway representative.Photo by Amit Roth On February 3, 50 cars in a 150-car train derailed …

Briefs

International Community Marks 50 Years Since WHO Pandemic Declaration

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

On March 11, 2020, the WHO officially declared COVID-19 a pandemic. Three years later, many are still grappling with the impact of living through unprecedented times. …

ArticlesNewsWorldwide

U.S. Government Pledges Three Million in Thoughts and Prayers to Türkiye and Syria for Earthquake Relief

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

“I found the praying part easy, but the thought part is really difficult,” said Owntcare. “I’m waiting for more direction from the administration.”Photo by Millie You …

Briefs

Doctoral Student Submits Thesis, Promises to Have Time for Other Things Now

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Local student Philomena Doctersen finally submitted their thesis last Tuesday, which was met with equal celebration and surprise by friends and family. Dr. Fahrt, their thesis …

ArticlesEditorialOpinion

It’s Not a Phage, Mom

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

I’m not doing this because it’s a viral trend! It’s not infectious, my friends haven’t caught it, and no one is putting me up to this. …