Kaz Nuckowski

Kaz Nuckowski is a Copy Editor for the Muir Quarterly. They are usually found in Half Dome laughing and encouraging students to share their wit or giving their own suggestions to make everyone else laugh. Never doubt Kaz and their skills because they will surprise you, especially when the spread has a comic open and they are feeling inspired!

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Dear Emily Queue: Leap Day Edition

Written by: Sylvia Terry, Katie Campbell, Kaz Nuckowski, Annelise Mccullough and Amit Roth

Dear Emily Queue, if I see my shadow on Leap Day, will there be 28 more days of February?Of course not! Who do you think you …

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Local Gamer Embarks on ‘Relationship Nuzlocke’ to Legalize Polyamory

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

“I’ve always been weak to normal types,” said Nico Franc.Photo by Connor Betterly Polyamory is rising in recognition and favorability among young people, but legal protections …

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Tesla Is the Future of Accessibility vs. How Do I Open These Fucking Doors

Written by: Jordan Whitlow and Kaz Nuckowski

POINT: Tesla Is the Future of Accessibility The worst thing to happen to anybody just happened to me. I’m temporarily disabled because of a tragic bus …

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Psychoanalysis Wrapped — Your Top Armchair Diagnoses in 2023

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

If your day-to-day interactions with strangers were anything to go by, 2023 was a hard year for you. You exhibited 2,133 different typical behaviors that people …

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I Give Up — The Next Global Disaster Will Be Too Weird to Predict

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

A decade of unprecedentedly unprecedented times, whatever people are calling it, has put me out of business. If you asked me a decade ago where we’d …

Briefs

San Diego Named Least Expensive City to Live in the U.S.

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Following a rapid decline in rent prices, San Diego fell off of the U.S. News & World Report’s list of most expensive places to live in …

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Costco Begins Selling Gilded Gasoline, Celebrated by Members for ‘Unbeatable Bargain Price’

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

“Panning is so last season. Hand me the siphon,” said one Costco member.Photo by Millie You This summer, Costco began selling 1-ounce pure gold bars online. …

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Local Man Buys Clown Shoes,Insists He is “Not A Clown”

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski and Dylan Jaide White

Self-described “human adult man” Robert “Bobo” Honkson has once again denied accusations that he is a clown. Recent evidence submitted to San Diego courts was described …

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Asteroid the Size of a Large Rock to Pass by Earth

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

According to NASA, a large asteroid will pass within 2,000,000 football fields of Earth on the night of the banana-shaped crescent moon at approximately three-foot-shadow-length time …

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Absolut Unveils Pink-Flavored, Mercury-Infused Vodka for Pride Month

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

“LGBT stands for Let’s Get Buzzed Together,” said John Deackon, an Absolut brand representative.Photo by Amit Roth This week, Absolut Vodka announced a new Pride month …