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Taylor Swift Overcomes Cult of Personality and Industry Monopoly to Top the Charts

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poet’s Department was met with mixed reviews from critics and broad commercial success when it debuted on April 19. “All 32 songs …

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UCSD Announces Nocturnal Enrollment

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

Chancellor Pradeep Khosla announced Nocturnal Enrollment, UC San Diego’s latest plan to increase enrollment. This new program, set to begin during the 2024–2025 academic year, will …

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College Football Announces New Fan Voting System for Playoffs

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

Starting in the 2024–25 season, the NCAA will premier a new 12-team playoff bracket, instead of the controversial four-team bracket that the playoffs began in 2014. …

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How to Sports Bet Your Way into Millions of Dollars

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

With Super Bowl LVIII just around the corner, there should be exactly one thing on your mind: how can I profit off of the biggest betting …

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Supreme Court Announces Decision: Gerrymandering Must Be Done by Impartial Artist

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

This morning, the Supreme Court delivered their verdict on the case Maryland v. Nomandering, ruling in favor of Jerry Nomandering, who argued that Maryland’s latest attempt …

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New Sports Announced for LA Olympic Games

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

Los Angeles constituents have formally opposed the construction of the 2024 Summer Olympic stadiums and housing out of concern that the buildings will go unused after …

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New Determinism Movement Sweeps Through Campus

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

At the beginning of fall quarter, The Determinism Movement, a new club founded at UC San Diego, set the record for the largest club on campus. …

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How to Always Win Your Fantasy Football League

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

It’s a tale as old as time. September rolls around and your friends or colleagues invite you to join their fantasy football league. There’s just one …

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UCSD Announces Plan for “Giant Space Laser” to Eliminate Bad Weather

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

Photo by Amit Roth UC San Diego broke ground earlier this week on the construction of the WASTEOFMONEY, or the Weather Augmentation Station That Emits Only …

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Furries Don’t Belong at the Met Gala vs Meow

Written by: Millie You

Is this what it’s come to? Furries at the Met Gala? Jabbering in full meow-speak, no less. To her credit, Doja Cat has always been upfront …