Abby Offenhauser

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Sunshine Market Maximizes Convenience by Abolishing the Illusion of Choice

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

“I tried to take the bell pepper out of my basket, and three store employees tackled me,” said shopper Anne Flaxis. “I’m allergic!”Photo by Liv Gilbert …

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UCSD Implements Official Land Acknowledgment ‘Thanks to ChatGPT’

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

“As a human representative of this university, I am not contractually obligated to show empathy,” said Chancellor Khosla.Photo by Dylan Schmidt Alongside an announcement released by …

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UCSD Transportation Services Debuts Airline

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

“What’s the deal with HDH airline food?” asked one student.Photo by Connor Betterly This weekend, Chancellor Pradeep Khosla announced that, in an effort to ease students’ …

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UCSD to Become Religiously Affiliated University: ‘All Hail the Warren Bear!’

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

“I could go either way with the bear, but at least there are fewer people on Library Walk,” said one student.Photo by Julia Wong Following a …