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Top Ten Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty

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Biblical Scholar Bakes Angel Food Cake

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Ruins birthday party

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Teamwork

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Makes the cream work

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Top Ten Alternatives to the Mail System

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The MQ Catches a Leprechaun

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Ursa Missing: The Case of the Stolen Statue

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Hello, reader. I know my reputation as a world-famous literary detective precedes me. But, I will condescend to say that this week, I, Detective Sebastian Stone, …

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The MQ’s Spring Break

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We know how you feel after Winter Quarter — destroyed, defeated, and delirious. We only have 168 hours to feel better before Spring Quarter starts, so …

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Top Ten Reoccurring Nightmares

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Word Search for Inner Truth

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