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Elephant Evades Poachers
He just Ducks
Farmer’s Produce Runs Away
He doesn’t carrot all
"I'm not asleep. My mind is alive."
- Joe Biden, President of the
United States
He just Ducks
He doesn’t carrot all
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After years of declining viewership, the NCAA announced a shift in their annual March Madness tournament in an effort to “pander to those damn kids.” “It’s …
Playing in the IKEA showroom since 1988.
Government-sponsored satire.
Throughout the month of February, several balloons flying over North America were shot down by U.S. fighter pilots. Following these incidents, Goodyear announced that their blimp …
Satire that will make you feel something.
Overdipping the chip since 1988.
We just kinda wing it.
The best way to start your day is by opening your eyes.