June 3, 2026 You look delectable. Volume XXXII Issue VII

Top Ten Ways to Make Money

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

June 10, 2026

  1. All-in on 17 black
  2. Collect pennies
  3. Steal the insulin patent
  4. Leech off the American taxpayers
  5. Sell 3-D printed dragons at the
    farmer’s market
  6. Get reincarnated as a rich child
  7. Craft Center sweat shop
  8. Be a little chimney boy
  9. Scam call Grandmama
  10. Date up
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