2022-2023 Staff
Staff Members
Katelin Shum
Cassie Curl
Blake Currier
Eduardo Perez
Jeana Yoon
Sam Ford
Kita Barrientos
Lucas Grimwade
Roye Meitav
Rumi Petersen
Olivia Scarborough
Annamarie Bioletto
Taggert Smith
Editor in Chief’s Note
I firmly grasp the sneath of my magic scythe and swing at the fabric of time itself, revealing a moment from almost exactly three years ago. I stand in front of the Seventh Market, holding a fresh copy of The MQ. In that moment, I knew instantly that I wanted to be a part of this funny, amazing , beautiful org. Now, in the present, as I begin the first step of my takeover, I find myself swimming in questions. Why does production run until 12 a.m. during week sub-zero? It’s not like we have class during the day. Is Glacier Point so cold because it’s called Glacier Point? Why is there so much cum on this chair? I don’t know the answers to these questions, but I do know that this is going to be an amazing year for The MQ. As we surge forward, remember, giraffes are more closely related to dolphins than they are to horses.
– James Woolley, Editor-in-Chief
Booster Club
Four score and seven years ago, our founders brought forth on this continent a new newspaper, conceived in satire, and dedicated to the proposition that all people are created funny. Now we are engaged in a great struggle, testing whether that newspaper, or any newspaper so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. In this valiant struggle, several people have elevated them-selves with acts of bravery and deserve to be honored thusly: James, Jacob, Julia, Matthew, Madeline, Connor, Aniela, Andrew, Robin, and Micah.
