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Muir Introduces School of Life, MQ Office to Be Removed
“Anyone got space for 26 office chairs and a mannequin?” asked one editor.Photo by Amit Roth This year, Muir College debuts its new “School of Life” …
Business Department Mandates Monopoly for Course Credit
“This is easily the hardest class I’ve ever taken,” said one International Business major.Photo by Jordan Whitlow Following a recent survey that revealed that approximately 99.99% …
UCSD to Replace Methane Burning Power Plant with Coal
“The ’20s are back! The 1820’s, that is,” said one student.Photo by Dylan Schmidt Last week, UC San Diego reaffirmed its continued commitment to protecting the …
The Students v. UC San Diego
“Why do people keep telling me not to Google ‘hung jury’?” asked one juror.Photo by Amit Roth After the filing of a class-action lawsuit in early …
Raccoons to Exterminate Pitcher Plants that Exterminate Raccoons
“I’m too smart to fall into a pitcher PLAAAAAAAAAAANT!” said one student.Photo by Jordan Whitlow After a record number of students were offered on-campus housing through …
‘Great Frog’ Spawns ‘Mist-erious’ Community Among Literature Students
“It whispers to me when no-one is around,” said Leslie.Photo by Janice Kim Following the start of the rainy season, an ancient water deity revealed itself …
UCSD Mandates ‘Severance Procedure’ for All Students
“They say you shouldn’t dream of schoolwork, now I don’t live it either,” said Scott.Photo by Dylan Schmidt In light of current events, UC San Diego …
UCSD Reports First Cases of Dancing Plague Since 1518
“Shake it off,” advised Chancellor Khosla.Photo by Theo Erickson Amid surges of COVID and mounting cases of H5N1, France recently began reporting individuals engaging in “spontaneous …
Revelle College to Introduce Epistemology Requirement
“We had to write our own textbook,” said HUM 0 student Levah-Mia Lone.Photo by Farhad Taraporevala Revelle College has announced that they will add a new …
