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UCSD Reports First Cases of Dancing Plague Since 1518

Written by: Annelise McCullough

“Shake it off,” advised Chancellor Khosla.Photo by Theo Erickson Amid surges of COVID and mounting cases of H5N1, France recently began reporting individuals engaging in “spontaneous …

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Revelle College to Introduce Epistemology Requirement

Written by: Iris Hochwalt

“We had to write our own textbook,” said HUM 0 student Levah-Mia Lone.Photo by Farhad Taraporevala Revelle College has announced that they will add a new …

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Mandeville Gallery Starts Sending Art from the Future

Written by: Janice Kim

“I don’t know if I can milk 250 words out of this for my discussion post,” said student Scheele Breen.Photo by Jordan Whitlow UC San Diego’s …

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UCSD Acquires Trolley for Student Housing

Written by: Victoria Ta

“Next station: Blue Line Hall,” stated the trolley intercom. “La siguiente estación: Blue Line Hall. Blue Line Hall is next.”Photo by Amit Roth A recently declassified …

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Student Spends ‘Lost Week’ Resting

Written by: The MQ and Jeannie Kim

“I winter broke, but I didn’t winter heal,” said Slaque.Photo by Janice Kim Following a Fall quarter in which they took 22 units and worked part-time, …

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AI-based Boba Shop, ‘Cha GPTea,’ Starts Using Coffee Instead

Written by: Titus Chan

“This binary barista doesn’t make my coffee as well as the non-binary barista did,” said former MOM’s patron Mx. Presso.Photo by Theo Erickson An artificial intelligence-based …

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Ridge Walk Introduces FasTrak Lane

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

“And I… I took the Trak less traveled by,” said literature major Carol Quickley.Photo by Jordan Whitlow Starting in Fall 2025, UC San Diego will be …

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SSA Declares Nobody Disabled

Written by: Theo Erickson

Instead of sending rejection letters, the OSD has reportedly begun sending out notices recommending that applicants “try putting Vicks on it.”Photo by Amit Roth The Social …

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HDH Debuts Caffeinated Breakfasts

Written by: Amit Roth

“Don’t talk to me ’til I’ve had my morning burrito,” said Sixth College student Calvin Herrington.Photo by Ezra Bihis Following the trends of the beverage industry, …

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UCSD Abolishes Thanksgiving Break

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

“If Ben Franklin had gotten his way, we would be eating the national bird right now,” said student Reginald Archibald.Photo by Jordan Whitlow At a press …