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Family of Four Moves Next to Bomb Factory, Surprised by Frequent Explosions

Written by: Cole Johnson

“When the realtor said the deal was dynamite, I assumed they meant the price!” said Suzie Smith.Photo by Jordan Whitlow The newly moved-in Smith family was …

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Chancellor Khosla Announces New Evil Department

Written by: Cole Johnson

“Finally, I can pick the greater of two evils,” said one student.Photo by Dylan Schmidt An email sent by Chancellor Pradeep Khosla last Thursday announced that …

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Disney Is a Striking Example of the Proliferation of Capitalism vs Fuck You, I’m Mickey Mouse

Written by: Cole Johnson

POINT: Disney Is a Striking Example of the Proliferation of Capitalism Back in my day, characters could only be owned by a company for about 14 …