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Railway Company Responds to Ohio Chemical Spill by Spraying Febreze

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“This cleanup is gonna be a Febreze!” exclaimed one Norfolk Southern Railway representative.Photo by Amit Roth On February 3, 50 cars in a 150-car train derailed …

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Pepsi Carbonates Ocean in Attempt to Go Carbon Neutral

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“I thought Pepsi’s carbonation initiative would taste better,” said one customer. “I’m still a bit salty about it.”Photo by Farhad Taraporevala Pepsi has begun carbonating the …

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Mother Traps Baby Under Bar to Break Deadlift Record

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“I think powerlifting competitions should ban PEBs,” said Hafþór Björnsson. “Performance enhancing babies detract from the clean nature of the sport.”Photo by Connor Betterly On March …

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Lab-Grown Orange Sales Skyrocket After Blood Orange Controversy

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“Orange you glad I decided to propose?” asked one Timothy & Co customer.Photo by Farhad Taraporevala In 1947, D’Orange Juice, the world’s largest orange grower and …