- Driving five over the speed limit
- Purposefully stepping on cracks
- Avoiding having to call your grandparents
- Competitive sleeping
- Going outside with wet hair
- Embezzlement
- Tightrope walking between an A- and a B+
- Healthy communication with your dad
- Base jumping into a volcano
- Going in the water less than 30 minutes after eating
- Making Minecraft tutorial videos
- Cup stacking
- Bungee masturbating
- Having a sleepover with the opposite sex
- Lying to your mother
Brief: Fifth Year Excited to Be Dysfunctional Mother Figure to Younger Friends
Sierra Griffin, finishing up her fourth year in Marshall College, stated on Friday that she was “excited to be a mother figure to her younger friends,” when asked about her plans for next year....
