- Dim lighting will hide all of your flaws
- Your cat won't have any excuse to ignore you
- Everyone knows that night school is night cool
- You are enrolled in Independent Study in Bioluminescence
- Because your parents aren't your boss
- You didn't mean to, it's just a vicious cycle
- Look, how many people have you heard of robbing a grave in broad daylight?
- Did you know that power is cheaper after 6 p.m.?
- Being a street artist is too embarrassing in the light of day
- BATMAN!
Brief: Local Frat Has Tear-Filled Final Butt-Chugging Contest of the Year
Local frat Phi Chi Psi’s final butt-chugging contest of the year was filled with heartfelt moments and meaningful speeches that attempted to capture the scary nature of change....
