- The First and the Third Crusades, but not the Second one
- The reason why The Big Bang Theory is still running
- The disappearance of your neighbor’s cat
- Push doors that look like pull doors
- All of the things you previously blamed on your clone before they died tragically
- 10. Giraffes
- Your second, third, and fifth existential crises
- Global warming
- That one time you were able to put both pant legs on at the same time
- The people living inside Mount Rushmore
- Crop circles
- Not being the first to initiate contact with us
- The brief ceasefire that lasted seven minutes during The Battle the Bulge
- Your dad not coming back
- The chilling sensation of 5 Gum
Brief: Pluto the Pup Takes Siege of Disney, Establishes a Plutocracy
Pluto the Pup, the Disney character owned by Mickey Mouse, told reporters yesterday that he has decided to incite a coup in order to become the new face of the Disney organization. During his announcement, Pluto communicated that he is just as valid as the other Disney characters, even though he...
