- The First and the Third Crusades, but not the Second one
- The reason why The Big Bang Theory is still running
- The disappearance of your neighbor’s cat
- Push doors that look like pull doors
- All of the things you previously blamed on your clone before they died tragically
- 10. Giraffes
- Your second, third, and fifth existential crises
- Global warming
- That one time you were able to put both pant legs on at the same time
- The people living inside Mount Rushmore
- Crop circles
- Not being the first to initiate contact with us
- The brief ceasefire that lasted seven minutes during The Battle the Bulge
- Your dad not coming back
- The chilling sensation of 5 Gum
Brief: Busy Student Forced to Schedule Mental Breakdowns
After crying for five hours straight, ERC student Josie Lilian made the lifechanging decision to add mental breakdowns to her already busy schedule. “As a student who’s taking 20 units and is involved in four clubs, I need to be on my A-game every day,” Lillian stated proudly. “But all that...
