- I mean, I guess this beats crucifixion
- Wow I definitely thought I was going to Hell
- Beam me up, Scotty
- Wait until my father hears about this
- Please don’t whitewash me in future paintings
- Oh no, not again
- Please don’t yell my name when you’re having sex
- No one look up my robe
- Jesus OUT
- Haha, these losers think I’m returning
- It’s Jesus, bitch
- I left a million dollars in the …
- Jesus Fucking Christ
- Whatever you do, don’t start a religion based on me
- God is a woman
Brief: Local Man Concerned About Politics, Does Nothing About It
In light of recent national debates for and against gun control, as well as proposed changes to education in America, California resident Harrison Argant contacted reporters to speak his mind on the prevailing political issues. Argant claimed to be taking an active position in the current political scene. Argant told reporters,...
