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Liz Owens is an anomalous figure that the MQ found wandering the fog circa November 2024. While not a frequent contributor, she aids the paper as the new Dark Hand of Distribution. She busies herself being an unwriting Literature/Writing major and contemplating the downfall of society. Perhaps one day she will publish a fantasy novel — if only she could stop herself from joining writing-oriented clubs.
Destiney is an enigma, downright gaseous if you will. A being of many words, but little thought. You may find them listening to Sabrina Carpenter or spacing out in very unfortunate places. Know that they perceive you and they are only a little bit concerned that you dislike them.
