Following the recent release of the controversial — yet popular — addition to the Gulf War Cinematic Universe, the Depart- ment of State revealed that the Trump administration officially greenlit a sequel for the Fourth Quarter of 2028. Secretary Marco Rubio announced, “We have heard the deafening, pleading screams of the people. We hear you and assume you’re all very happy with our hard-earned wins. I’m pleased to share that our team has begun pre-production on ‘Iran 2: Ayatollah’s Revenge’.” The plot allegedly follows the revival of the “Axis of Evil”, consisting of Iran, Venezuela, North Korea, and Denmark.
According to insider sources, the release coincides with the speculated 2029 launch of TrumpAI, which will hand con- trol of the executive branch to the virtual construct of Eternal President Donald J. Trump the Magnificent “just in time” for his third inauguration. “This whole thing is theater; it’s a distraction. They’re going to snuff out our democracy with this. You have to listen, please!” begged one disgruntled aide.
“Iran 2” will reportedly raise the stakes even higher with the “tragic, unpreventable” loss of many American lives, including “acceptable” deaths of countless civilians over multiple years. “May they forever rest in peace,” lamented President Trump while attaching electrodes to his forehead.
