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Dating My Campus Crush Went Wrong?

Written by: Elizabeth Becker

It all started the first week of school when I went to a “First-Years in Seventh from the Northeast Part of Akron, Ohio” mixer. I saw …

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What Are You Gonna Do? Not Use It?

Written by: Sylvia Terry

That’s right. It’s me. You know of me, you’ve lamented me, you’ve cursed me, you’ve wept for me, I’m certain of it. Nevertheless, I’m the only …

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No, Just Because You Uppercut Me Does Not Mean You’re ‘Punching Up’

Written by: Cole Johnson

Today, one of my dear HUMR 101: Intro to Humor students, who I will call “Jimmy,” came into my office, wound up his fist, and uppercutted …

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My ‘Winter Alpha Arc’ Was Found to Just Be Depression

Written by: Elizabeth Becker

I’ve been on something of a self-improvement journey as of late. It all started when I was doing my daily doomscrolling, and I came across a …

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A Call to Pirates and Landlubbers Alike

Written by: Annelise McCullough

Ahoy there! This be pirate captain Blondebeard, scourge of the seven seas, with an urgent message for all ye mermaids, mermen, and scallywags of unspecified gender …

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Ohio Does NOT Claim JD Vance

Written by: Amit Roth

Now I don’t usually comment on politics, but something must be said about Senator Vance. In the Midwestern spirit of sharing hotdish ’fore dishing it out, …

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This School Puts Us in Boxes

Written by: Janice Kim

I don’t mean this in a metaphorical way. The email will tell you that you’re being summoned to the “Box Room” at once. When it does, …

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I Killed Journalism

Written by: Alberto Ruiz

I killed it. Yup… it was me. Every time I clicked on a Washington Post article and I was refused entry, I slowly held the pillow …

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I Walked from Warren to Muir and Ended up in Tijuana

Written by: Naomika Nadkarni

This campus is huge and incredibly confusing to navigate. I’m a first-year student, and nobody told me just how bad it would be when I was …

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It’s Paranormal, Not Parasocial

Written by: Olga Vysotsky

I have been getting a lot of rude and judgmental comments from the other townspeople that I really don’t appreciate, so I would just like to …