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Moldy Lunchly Packages Become Collector’s Items

Written by: Liv Gilbert

Grocery stores have reported that demand for the Lunchly snack brand created by the YouTube star James Donaldson, known as MrBeast online, has rapidly increased after …

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Boeing ‘Nearly Fucked’

Written by: Liv Gilbert

The new Boeing 737s will reportedly feature coin slots which must be continuouslyfed in order to keep the plane in the air.Photo by Liv Gilbert Amidst …

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Median Voter Found

Written by: Liv Gilbert

“Nobody’s really asked me how I’ve felt about all this, and I don’t really know either,” said Kevin Clerkson.Photo by Farhad Taraporevala In the tightly contested …

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IRS Debuts ‘Ultimate’ Form

Written by: Liv Gilbert

Responding to mounting criticisms of the American tax system, the Internal Revenue Service announced the release of Form One: a single unified form that will be …

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Disney Copyrights ‘Everything’

Written by: Liv Gilbert

“I think these copyright laws are really Goofy… I mean silly!” said Benson Honeydid.Photo by Julia Wong Following the recent introduction of the classic Disney short …

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Associated Students Pledges to Fund Federal Government in Case of Shutdown

Written by: Liv Gilbert

“I knew there was a reason we had all those CIA recruiters here,” said one third-year student.Photo by Millie You In the wake of ousting Kevin …

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RIMAC to Replace All Dumbbells With Shake Weights

Written by: Liv Gilbert

“These weights may suck, but at least I can make a protein shake with them,” said Jim Ratt.Photo by Millie You UC San Diego Recreation announced …

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We Should Respectfully Ask HDH to Charge Less for Food vs Hop In Comrade, We’re Seizing the Means of Production

Written by: Liv Gilbert

Point: We Should Respectfully Ask HDH to Charge Less for Food Look, I know that we’re all getting annoyed at the fact that HDH always seems …

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Written by: Amit Roth, Liv Gilbert, Maddie Samaniego, Connor Betterly, Romella Sagatelian and Supriyaa Chordia

Heads up – this feature is from our special Cosmopolitan issue. As such, it may not come across as it was originally meant to in print. …

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Third-Year Math Major Forgets How to Spell Numbers

Written by: Liv Gilbert

“Why can’t I just use the letter ‘x’ to represent every number I have to spell? That would be so much easier,” remarked Calculus.Photo by Julia …