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UC San Diego Office For Students With Disabilities Under Oversight

Written by: Iris Hochwalt

The UC San Diego Office for Students with Disabilities (OSD) has asked the UCSD ADA Coordinator to provide oversight after precedented delays in sending out student …

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PETA Breaks into Scripps Institute of Oceanography

Written by: Titus Chan

Recently, activists from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) broke into the Scripps Institute of Oceanography in response to “blatant animal cruelty” in a …

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Money Talks

Written by: Justin Xu

Social media influencer Rich Boye went viral recently with claims that the cash in his wallet had gained the ability to produce human speech, and that …

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HDH Replaces Dryers with Pizza Ovens

Written by: Destiney Friday

Last month, HDH announced the emergency closure of every laundry room on campus, providing no further explanation for the decision. This past week, HDH sent out …

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CEO Says, ‘Let Them Eat Claims’

Written by: Annelise McCullough

CEO Richard Bancroft has made headlines after a controversial speech delivered at a corporate convention last week. In the speech, dedicated to his “dear friend” Brian …

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Poetry Slam Gets Physical

Written by: Janice Kim

The Four Corners Tavern reported several injuries after participants misinterpreted a poetry slam hosted at the establishment. When competitor Zachary Winemouse began his performance of “Diary …

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UCSD Students Warned of Glue Incident

Written by: Liv Gilbert

Last week, UC San Diego students received Timely Warnings via text, phone call, and loudspeaker after a glue-related event was reported. The incident, officially determined to …

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Gen Z Trends Towards Puritanism

Written by: Jules Ausbrooks

A recent poll conducted on Gen Z revealed that Puritanism is once again “in” and “hip with the kids.” Analysts report that an unprecedented 70% of …

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Matt Gaetz takes Sabbatical

Written by: Alberto Ruiz

Matt Gaetz, former-congressman-cum-suspect in a child sexual misconduct case, was recently asked to join the incoming Trump administration as Attorney General, but has since taken himself …

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Jacobs School of Engineering Now ‘School of Bioengineering’

Written by: Iris Hochwalt

Following a donation from Hologic, the UC San Diego Jacobs School of Engineering has announced that effective immediately, they are now to be referred to as …