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Ticketmaster CEO to Open New Company: Masterticket

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Last week, millions of Swifties experienced “several bear attacks” as they attempted to buy tickets for Taylor Swift’s upcoming tour, Eras. As a result of the …

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Starbucks’ Holiday Cups Cost Extra This Year

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After years of Novemberly outrage about Starbucks’ holiday red cups, the coffee company has elected to make the controversial cups an add-on to their drinks instead …

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UC Regents Offer to Pay Student Researchers in Dining Dollars

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Leaked negotiations reveal that the UC Regents offered to raise graduate student stipends to $54,000 per year, but hid the fact that they would be paid …

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Donald Trump Returns to Twitter, Saves the Platform

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Following Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter, nearly all users have levied complaints against Musk’s policies. Many have gone so far as to leave the platform altogether, …

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“Khosplayers” to Storm Comic-Con

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With tickets secured, hundreds of UC San Diego students are frantically preparing for San Diego Comic-Con, one of the largest comic conventions in the United States. …

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UC on Day seven of Not Understanding the Point of a Union

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For the past week, a coalition of four unions representing academic workers across the UC system went on strike due to the university’s unlawful bargaining practices. …

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Critics Claim Lettuce Truss’ Political Career Is “Salad” After Resignation

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Given economic turmoil, record low approval ratings, and the resignation of her Home Secretary, Lettuce Truss had no choice but to resign Friday, ending her historical …

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Local Ghosts Tired of Recent Ghost hunter Paparazzi Boom

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Due to a surge in paranormal activity, ghost hunters have become far more popular at UCSD, looking high and low for specters who do not wish …

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Cabal Controlling Rotten Tomatoes Outed After “Black Adam” Release

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Ahead of its premiere, Black Adam received a Rotten Tomatoes score of 52%. “I remember watching Man of Steel when I was eight years old. I’ve …

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Boris Johnson Reelected as U.K.’s Next Prime Minister, Resigns

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Former Prime Minister Liz Truss recently resigned after causing the current economic crises facing the U.K. and prompting the value of the pound to plummet. In …