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Student Re-Discovers RestroomsAfter Species Declared Endangered
“I knew that hunting regulation would come in handy,” said the bathroomologist.Photo by David Muñoz and Dylan Schmidt With the imminent reopening of Pines and Roots, …
UCSD Has Crazy Housing Inequality!!!
I am Hermit the Crab, a freshman at UC San Diego and the first non-human to enroll in the school’s history. I major in Real Estate …
I Guess Some Earthlings Are Also Considered ‘Aliens’
Today marks the 283rd day since I first arrived on Earth. For some context: I only came to this planet to acquire the minerals you call …
Local Chimps Protest After Jane Goodall’s Passing
“It’s a battle between apes and pigs,” said one bystander.Photo by Chaveli Diaz The Trump administration has recently cut $8 billion from climate-related projects in 16 …
VaporHealth CEO Reveals New Vaping Accessories to ‘Live Up to Their Name’
VaporHealth’s CEO and marketing extraordinaire, Siggie Smok, announced that the company will be “firing up” their new accessory brand, VaporAccess. The line of vaping accessories “takes …
Students Protest Overabundance of Midterms
“Maybe you all should just learn faster,” said one professor.Photo by Dylan Schmidt Recently, UC San Diego’s One Midterm Only movement, took to Library Walk to …
Bathroom Partitions Unite Partisan Politics
“We may not be able to reach across the isle, but we sure can reach across the stall,”said one bathroom-goer.Photo by Justin Xu Recently, a proposed …
