Claire Cover
Emerald Fennell Threatens Literature with New Adaptation
Following the release of her polarizing Wuthering Heights adaptation, British director Emerald Fennell has confirmed that another adaptation based on a beloved classic is in the …
Local Man Protests Early Christmas Cheer With ‘Thanksgiving Carols’
“I’m putting the thanks back in Thanksgiving,” said John Scroggie. In an effort to counter Westfield UTC businesses playing Christmas music in early November, La Jolla …
Spirit Halloween Suspends Sales of ‘Sexy’ Costumes
On October 23rd, Halloween giant Spirit Halloween announced on their website that they would pause sales of “sexy costumes” until 2027, as they had “run out …
HHS Announces Return to Humorism
“Bloodletting?” read one Xeet. “More like blood mandatory.”Photo by Amit Roth Last Monday, Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS) Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced in …
Tapioca Express offers limited-edition Kiki drinks
On-campus boba shop Tapioca Express recently announced that through the end of Week One, they will be running a limited-time menu of Kiki drinks. The new …
UCSD Theatre Facing Budget Cuts, Forced to Produce ‘Non-Woke’ Plays
Amid the wave of theatres losing funding as the federal government cuts National Endowment for the Arts grants, UC San Diego threatened the Department of Theatre …
Dining Hall Drinks Require Biometric Scans
In a controversial move, Housing, Dining and Hospitality has partnered with PepsiCo and Amazon to introduce a line of all-new soft drink machines that use biometrics …
