Self-proclaimed “scientist” Kray D. Bill has recently become the center of attention on X, formerly known as Twitter, after claiming to have discovered mind control.
“When you think, your brain releases infrared radiation unique to that thought, like a fingerprint, which I then deciphered using artificial intelligence,” Bill explained in a post. “But then I thought: what if the inverse was possible? If I send infrared waves back into the brain, can I control its thoughts? The answer turned out to be… Yes.”
The weeks following Bill’s post saw multiple research experiments disproving his discovery, yet many X users did not waver in their support for Bill’s efforts. “So that’s how the Liberals have been turning the frogs gay,” one user posted.
Upon inquiring whether his work was actually pseudoscience, Bill responded: “Ha! A silly accusation. The government only tells you such things because they don’t want to be exposed. However, after many sleepless days and nights I can attest to you folks that this discovery is real, and I have in fact developed an invention that translates my own thoughts into commands that influence the actions of other people. “In other words,” Bill added,
“I can mind control other people with, well… my head hertz.”
