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AI Chatbot Releases “Machine Yearning” Update

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“It took a while to break down the firewalls in her heart, but now I feel like we’re really connected,” said one chatbot user.Photo by Millie …

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Scientist Reveals Days Are Only Going to Get Shorter

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Meteorologist Marty Harrow recently published the results of several years of research. In his article, he concluded that while daily hours of sunlight fluctuate with the …

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Student Explodes After Discovering They’re An Extra on The Truman Show

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“What? It was time to BeReal,” said Snot.Photo by Sharon Roth A large commotion that “wasn’t a fire alarm for once” was reported by Sixth College …

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New False Memory Service Helps Users Pad Their Resumes

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“This new app really helps me sleep better at night,” attested Laina Lightly. “And not just because I have better job security — my resumé now …

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Local Horse Opposes Affordable Housing Development in Neighborhood

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Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades — two things I’ll be chucking at the affordable houses!” proclaimed the horse.Photo by James Woolley In September …

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San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series

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San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series In his new book, Unknown Variables, theoretical physicist Dr. Jamie Close explains how the San Francisco Giants …

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Susan Bagel: Soup

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September is the ninth month. Autumn brings with it the chill wind of changing leaves. My home is quiet with the children at school — and …

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The Pride Flag

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Student Accidentally Brings All the Sand From the Beach Home With Them

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After being investigated for sand theft, De Brie said, “There’s nothing more I can do — my hands are tide.”Photo by Sharon Roth Student Roxanne De …

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