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Student Explodes After Discovering They’re An Extra on The Truman Show

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“What? It was time to BeReal,” said Snot.Photo by Sharon Roth A large commotion that “wasn’t a fire alarm for once” was reported by Sixth College …

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New False Memory Service Helps Users Pad Their Resumes

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“This new app really helps me sleep better at night,” attested Laina Lightly. “And not just because I have better job security — my resumé now …

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Local Horse Opposes Affordable Housing Development in Neighborhood

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Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades — two things I’ll be chucking at the affordable houses!” proclaimed the horse.Photo by James Woolley In September …

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San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series

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San Francisco Giants Could Still Make the World Series In his new book, Unknown Variables, theoretical physicist Dr. Jamie Close explains how the San Francisco Giants …

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Student Accidentally Brings All the Sand From the Beach Home With Them

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After being investigated for sand theft, De Brie said, “There’s nothing more I can do — my hands are tide.”Photo by Sharon Roth Student Roxanne De …

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Arctic Circle Restaurant Review – Beauty is in the Eye of the Beet Holder

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This small restaurant, deeply rooted in farm-to-table practices, will indelibly stain your memory — you’ll never look at a beet the same way again. Beet Holder …

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Italy Restaurant Review – Marinara Express

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You’ve never known pleasure until you’ve swallowed the tender meatballs at Marinara Express. The anticipation as the ball is slowly sucked up the al dente penne …

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Chicago Restaurant Review – The Deepest Dish

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The Deepest Dish boasts the deepest deep-dish pizzas this side of the Marinara Trench. The restaurant, converted from an indoor swimming pool, is muggy and hypnotic …