November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

James Woolley

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UCSD Monetizes Course Enrollment

Written by: James Woolley

“You know, 90% of students quit pulling right before they get the class they want,” said Chancellor Khosla.Photo by Julia Wong With Ninth College’s groundbreaking on …

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Elon Musk’s Baby Name List Leaked

Written by: James Woolley

A recent wave of phishing attacks targeting X users has resulted in hundreds of thousands of mobile devices being compromised. Anti-phishing investigations speculate the hackers’ motivations …

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More Wildfires Are Actually Great for Me

Written by: James Woolley

Okay, fine. I admit it. After watching my favorite vacation home go up in flames, there is no denying that climate change is real. Hopefully the …

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UCSD Biology Debuts Discussion Sections with 300 Students

Written by: James Woolley

“Let’s get that kiss cam goin’!” exclaimed one student.Photo by Sharon Roth The Epstein Family Amphitheater hosted the Department of Biological Sciences’ Shame ’n’ Sack Showdown …

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U.S. Lifts Regulations Around Public Works Projects

Written by: James Woolley

“I love the new transportation system,” proclaimed one UCSD student. “Taking a trebuchet to school is teaching me so much about applied physics.”Photo by Amit Roth …

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Avatar: The Way of Water to Be Re-Released in 192 One-Minute Segments on YouTube Shorts

Written by: James Woolley

“I can’t understand the plot because part 36 was removed for copyright,” lamented one viewer.Photo by Connor Betterly James Cameron announced plans to re-release his latest …

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Student Shocked to Discover Pete Davidson is Now Dating Her Mother

Written by: James Woolley

“He has so many tattoos, I feel like it would be more special if he didn’t get one of my name,” said Jennifer Dong.Photo by James …

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Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting

Written by: James Woolley

Photographer Protests the Use of SD Cards, Claims Art’s Beauty Is Fleeting Photographer Hito Sprintworthy made waves in the art world after traveling six months for …

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Is it Ever Okay – Kettle

Written by: James Woolley

Is it safe to use a kettle around my child? I’m afraid of exposing them to British culture.– PROTECTIVE PATTY Every day we learn more about …