Volume 32
Catholic Church Ordains New AI Priest
“Beep boop. Updating protocol to include God’s new updates,” said The Latter Day Saints’ version of PeterAI.Photo by Amit Roth L ast month, a San Francisco …
School Year Extended Indefinitely
“You have been condemned to Hell,” said Canvas.Photo by Ezra Bihis Over the past few weeks, UC San Diego undergraduates like Deni Isle have noted that …
Books Call for Lower Book Prices
“It’s time to fight back,” said the encyclopedia.Photo by Dylan Schmidt Class reading materials from nationwide university-run bookstores have begun to organize en masse in reaction …
There Are No Third Spaces Anymore! vs Get A Second Job, Dumbass!
Point: There Are No Third Spaces Anymore! The third space — a place that isn’t work or home — is a nearly extinct presence in modern …
