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UC San Diego Office For Students With Disabilities Under Oversight
The UC San Diego Office for Students with Disabilities (OSD) has asked the UCSD ADA Coordinator to provide oversight after precedented delays in sending out student …
PETA Breaks into Scripps Institute of Oceanography
Recently, activists from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) broke into the Scripps Institute of Oceanography in response to “blatant animal cruelty” in a …
Money Talks
Social media influencer Rich Boye went viral recently with claims that the cash in his wallet had gained the ability to produce human speech, and that …
Researchers Implant First Entirely Artificial Personality
The Joe Rogan Experience will become available to every US citizen in the coming month.Photo by Jordan Whitlow In what is being called one of the …
HDH Replaces Dryers with Pizza Ovens
Last month, HDH announced the emergency closure of every laundry room on campus, providing no further explanation for the decision. This past week, HDH sent out …
UCSD Reports First Cases of Dancing Plague Since 1518
“Shake it off,” advised Chancellor Khosla.Photo by Theo Erickson Amid surges of COVID and mounting cases of H5N1, France recently began reporting individuals engaging in “spontaneous …
CEO Says, ‘Let Them Eat Claims’
CEO Richard Bancroft has made headlines after a controversial speech delivered at a corporate convention last week. In the speech, dedicated to his “dear friend” Brian …
Revelle College to Introduce Epistemology Requirement
“We had to write our own textbook,” said HUM 0 student Levah-Mia Lone.Photo by Farhad Taraporevala Revelle College has announced that they will add a new …
Poetry Slam Gets Physical
The Four Corners Tavern reported several injuries after participants misinterpreted a poetry slam hosted at the establishment. When competitor Zachary Winemouse began his performance of “Diary …
Mandeville Gallery Starts Sending Art from the Future
“I don’t know if I can milk 250 words out of this for my discussion post,” said student Scheele Breen.Photo by Jordan Whitlow UC San Diego’s …
