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Poetry Slam Gets Physical

Written by: Janice Kim

The Four Corners Tavern reported several injuries after participants misinterpreted a poetry slam hosted at the establishment. When competitor Zachary Winemouse began his performance of “Diary …

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Mandeville Gallery Starts Sending Art from the Future

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“I don’t know if I can milk 250 words out of this for my discussion post,” said student Scheele Breen.Photo by Jordan Whitlow UC San Diego’s …

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AWP ‘Diversity Filter’ Working as Intended

Written by: Janice Kim

“We hold students coming from the most diverse backgrounds to a higher standard, because we know they need it,” said Chancellor Pradeep K. Khosla.Photo by Liv …

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Oxford Comma Reintroduced to UCSD Ecosystem

Written by: Janice Kim

The end of Week 3 saw the gathering of conservationists and conversationalists in an event reported to be “marked by the scent of fresh ink and …

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This School Puts Us in Boxes

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I don’t mean this in a metaphorical way. The email will tell you that you’re being summoned to the “Box Room” at once. When it does, …

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Hospitality to be Dissolved Following HDH Merger

Written by: Janice Kim

Residential, Retail and Supply Chain Services (RRSS) has officially been established as the supergroup of departments that aim to “activate the UC San Diego campus.” The …

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Toxic Workplace Environments Perfect for Crop Growth

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The phrase “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” was found to be one of the most reliable fertilizers.Photo by Jordan Whitlow After world hunger was solved during Summer Session II, the …

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HDH Changes Menu Following FDA Crackdown

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“I still get food poisoning, but now I know exactly why,” said one student.Photo by Kai Nguyen The Triton2Go Mobile Order app has long been a …

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Last S Spot Declared UNESCO World Heritage Site

Written by: Janice Kim

“What the hell did the S even stand for?!” said Chancellor Khosla.Photo by Jordan Whitlow Over the course of the last school year, the university’s Parking …

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Linguist Discovers True Meaning of Christmas

Written by: Janice Kim

As a result of the resoundingly successful United Auto Workers’ strike negotiations, academic workers are cashing in the micro-sabbaticals the University of California added to their …