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Cows Begin Producing Oat Milk, Cater to Queer Community
“Almonds are reportedly “offended” by the state of affairs.Photo by Amit Roth In what moologists see as a “shocking” agricultural development, an “evolutionary breakthrough” is sweeping …
UCSD Extends Quarter for Chemistry Department ‘Christmas Final’
“Can we get this to happen to the biology majors too?” said one evil biology student. UC San Diego has decided to extend the 2025 Fall Quarter by two weeks following requests from the chemistry…
UCSD Renames Sixth College After RuPaul
“A” letter grades have been replaced with “S”, which stands for “Serving”.Photo by Daniel Palacios-Villegas In honor of National LGBTQIA+ History Month, UC San Diego announced …
