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Top Ten Ways to Make Money

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Grok Put in Time Out Again

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The Meretritious Miette

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Susan Bagel: Pickle

Written by: Jenna Smith, Amit Roth and Abby Offenhauser

The dewy winds of spring have departed, and the waters they brought are remembered only by the ripened fruit. In the garden, my cucumber plants grow …

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Morality ‘Solved’

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“I might be a cicada without feelings, but the rational thing is that I still love Usha,” said Cicada Vance.Photo by Amit Roth After successfully capturing …

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School Year Extended Indefinitely

Written by: The MQ and Abby Offenhauser

“You have been condemned to Hell,” said Canvas.Photo by Ezra Bihis Over the past few weeks, UC San Diego undergraduates like Deni Isle have noted that …

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Little Chats with Melvin McQuerey

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Chancellor Khosla ‘Draws Line’ at Censoring Hate Speech

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TIMELY WARNING: Suspect suspected, call (714) 227-4834 if spotted.Photo by Amit Roth On May 6, the Office of the Chancellor sent out a school wide email …

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Books Call for Lower Book Prices

Written by: The MQ and Sanjay Sivakumar

“It’s time to fight back,” said the encyclopedia.Photo by Dylan Schmidt Class reading materials from nationwide university-run bookstores have begun to organize en masse in reaction …

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Dear Emily Queue: Job Search Edition

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