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Please, Just Let Me Live in the Future

Written by: Amit Roth

I was born in the wrong generation. Everyone seems to have lost their minds! To let Dogecoin die? To not let Elon Musk into your brain …

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Dining Hall Workers Can’t Serve for Shit vs. We Serve Cunt

Written by: Millie You

POINT: Dining Hall Workers Can’t Serve for Shit Is it so bad to want for more in life? Is it such a sin to want the …

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One TA Can’t Possibly Grade it All vs. It Builds Character

Written by: Annelise Mccullough

POINT: One TA Can’t Possibly Grade it All I am writing this message by candlelight — yes, by candlelight, like it’s the 1800s, because I can’t …

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We Love and Respect All of Our Students vs I’m Homeless

Written by: Jessica Wang

POINT: We Love and Respect All of Our Students Here at UC San Diego, the greatest research institute of all time, student satisfaction is one of …

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Happy 40th Birthday to the Stuart Art Collection! vs What Even Are All These Weird Pieces of Art?

Written by: Kita Barrientos

POINT: Happy 40th Birthday to the Stuart Art Collection! Have you ever been on an amble through campus when you have stumbled upon a curious, nay, …

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I Give Up — The Next Global Disaster Will Be Too Weird to Predict

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

A decade of unprecedentedly unprecedented times, whatever people are calling it, has put me out of business. If you asked me a decade ago where we’d …

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Mold Is Dangerous and It Should Be the University’s Responsibility to Remove It vs. Mold Actually Makes You Smarter If You Sniff Enough of It

Written by: Dylan Schmidt

POINT: Mold Is Dangerous and It Should Be the University’s Responsibility to Remove It When I moved into the UC San Diego dorms, I expected to …

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You Are Not Snow White vs Tell That to These Fucking Ravens

Written by: Janice Kim

POINT: You Are Not Snow White Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I practice the tradition of frolicking through Eucalyptus Grove and serenading my entourage of forest …

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It Takes Forever to Get Anywhere Because of the Construction vs. In My Day, We Walked Uphill Both Ways

Written by: Elise Jonas-Delson

Armed with a summer’s worth of marathon training, enough protein powder to sustain a small village, and the willpower of a proper American imperialist ready to …

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My First Bonfire Wasn’t as Magical as They Said It Would Be

Written by: Marielle Lazaro

For as long as I’ve resided in this field, I’ve heard the same hangout plans from a new group every day: “Let’s have a bonfire next …