Aaron Sonin
DEA Updates Official Classification of Marijuana: ‘It’s Just a Plant, Bro’
“I’m almost as high as the defense budget,” said one DEA agent.Photo by Dylan Schmidt In a press release this morning, the US Drug Enforcement Administration …
TikTok Announces Opiate-Based User Retention Strategy
“I can’t believe my friends just take whatever drugs companies push on them,” said one conference attendee, taking a hit from their Juul.Photo by Connor Betterly …
UCSD Student Begins New TikTok Gym Trend: ‘Deathmaxxing’
UC San Diego student Jim Borough has found himself at the center of a new workout trend taking TikTok by storm, dubbed “Deathmaxxing,” which began with …
La Jolla Village Square Parking Lot Replaced With “The Pit”
“I love the pit,” said one Ralphs customer. “My 2005 Toyota Sienna went in, and a brand new Lamborghini came out.”Photo by Maria Dhilla On Sunday, …
I’ve Been Disguising McDonald’s as My Own Cooking for Years
BY CHEFANON I have harbored the weight of an immense guilt for years, and it has finally become too much to bear. I’ll admit it — …
Arctic Circle Restaurant Review – The Bat
Come hang out at The Bat! You won’t find fancy dish presentations or lighting in this establishment—instead, you’ll be dining among the sounds of chefs and …
Remy – Rat Chef
Over a decade ago, I began to notice the foundations of discrimination and speciesism on which Paris’s restaraunt industry is built upon. Many restaurants refused — …
Genentech Slated to Release Highly Anticipated “Human 2.0” Update
Next Thursday, the biotechnology giant Genentech is expected to release the “long-overdue” version 2.0 of Humanity. The update is said to contain many useful additions, alongside …
UCSD Announces Transcripts and Diplomas to be Available Exclusively as NFTs
“I can’t believe how easy this crypto stuff is,” exclaimed one student, “I traded my diploma for a picture of a funny monkey and now I’m …
