“Time to head into the woods and stay in dark cabins and lose our virginity then die by the blade or the chainsaw.”
- Jack Skellington,
Pumpkin King
Come hang out at The Bat! You won’t find fancy dish presentations or lighting in this establishment—instead, you’ll be dining among the sounds of chefs and waiters echolocating your food. Watch out though — after eating here once, you’ll crave their food with a vengeance.
I’m here to chew satire and write bubblegum. And I’m all out of satire.
Last modified: May 28, 2022
Half-Dome Lounge
Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m.
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UC San Diego student Jim Borough has found himself at the center of a new workout trend taking TikTok by storm, dubbed “Deathmaxxing,” which began with …
We’re drinking hahachloric acid!
Having a rummage in the satire bin
It’s a tale as old as time. September rolls around and your friends or colleagues invite you to join their fantasy football league. There’s just one …
Ultra-rare satire pull
We have the cheesiest jokes!
Our newspapers are [sic]
