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UC Regents Evacuates UCSD, Raccoon Insurgency Rises to Power

Written by: Adian Valdez

“One man’s trash is another man’s missile defense system,” said Drake.Photo by Sharon Roth Uncertainty and fear struck the hearts of the UCSD community as UC Regents …

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How I Cured Conspiracy Theorists by Selling Them a More Ludicrous Conspiracy

Written by: Adian Valdez

By Chad Rähserchur Disillusioned Film Critic Human nature is to know. The absence of knowledge haunts us, tears away at our sanity. I say to everyone …

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Guy With Guitar in Zoom Lecture Definitely Knows His Mic is Still On

Written by: Adian Valdez

Velasquez credits professor Schmitty’s voice for having the perfect low volume to shred over.Photo by Jack Yang In the era of online education, it’s not uncommon for …

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WAPT Helicopter (Wet Ass Portable Tank) Quenches California’s Raging Fires

Written by: Adian Valdez

WAPT was projected to be slightly more effective than a bucket and a mop.Photo by Sharon Roth A new hero with a peculiar name has emerged from …

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UCSD Claims $20,000 Tuition Hike a “Spooky-Season Prank”

Written by: Adian Valdez

Despite publishing the tuition hike as a prank video, Khosla did not go viral, nor increase his subscriber count.Photo by Jack Yang UCSD has recently backtracked …

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Local Journalist "Sick of Having to be Accurate"

Written by: Adian Valdez

Local Journalist “Sick of Having to be Accurate” lack Mountain Ranch Bi-daily Tribune journalist Winter Evans has recently become notorious after a video of her going …

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El Chapo Given Pardon by Trump, Becomes New Secretary of Commerce

Written by: Adian Valdez

Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, the former leader of the Sinaloa Cartel who was recently convicted on drug trafficking charges, has been given a presidential pardon in …

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International Students Camp Out in Gilman Parking Structure Since They Can’t Go Home for Christmas

Written by: Adian Valdez

International students at UCSD have started to prepare their stay at Gilman Parking Structure during Winter Break, having no other place to stay during the three …