Volume 28
Online Proxy Warrior Stuck in Infinite Loop
“This guy is a moron,” said Pheer, responding to his own tweet.Photo by Yuri Bukhradze Kyle Pheer, an online proxy warrior, is reportedly stuck in an infinite …
Susan Bagel
Every Sunday evening, I made my beautiful family a scrumptious, rich lasagna. My husband, who slogged through hours of unpaid overtime late into the night with …
Nintendo Accidentally Sues Itself After Remaking its Own Game
Nintendo Accidentally Sues Itself After Remaking its Own Game Nintendo’s legal department recently announced that they will be pressing charges against the creators of “Donkey Kong …
Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person
Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person Skipping class Secretly making fun of the professor while they lecture Bringing …
Top Ten Lesser Known Starbucks Drinks to Spice up the Fall
Top Ten Lesser Known Starbucks Drinks to Spice up the Fall Twink drink Impossible Pumpkin latte Ricin macchiato Gravy espresso Decaf latte (just milk!) Smashing Pumpkins …
Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald
Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald Natural redheads Mascots of late-stage capitalism Contributed to the collapse of the USSR Share the middle name …
Captain Ahab closes in on rare whale
Ahab claims, “He’s a slippery sunuva bitch”
How I Cured Conspiracy Theorists by Selling Them a More Ludicrous Conspiracy
By Chad Rähserchur Disillusioned Film Critic Human nature is to know. The absence of knowledge haunts us, tears away at our sanity. I say to everyone …
