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I Got Salmonella From UCSD Dining Halls vs. We Don’t Even Serve Salmon!

Written by: Yuri Bukhradze

Point: I Got Salmonella From UCSD Dining Halls By Sam O. Nella Hungry Student This is ridiculous. I pay God knows how much for housing (which …


Disney Announces New LGBT Show, No Queer Characters Planned

Written by: Yuri Bukhradze

One disgruntled viewer complained, “The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Mickey and Donald.”Photo by Yuri Bukhradze In the latest announcement of upcoming Disney+ content, the …


Nintendo Accidentally Sues Itself After Remaking its Own Game

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Nintendo Accidentally Sues Itself After Remaking its Own Game Nintendo’s legal department recently announced that they will be pressing charges against the creators of “Donkey Kong …


UCSD Turns Class Selection Process Into a Gacha Game

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“It’s like this thing is rigged so that I don’t get what I want,” complained one student.Photo by Jack Yang In an effort to make the class …


Local Crypto-Entomologist Finds a Bug in His Code

Written by: Yuri Bukhradze

“Cockroach, null pointer, stick bug, ladybug, stack overflow, rhinoceros beetle, moth, caterpillar, infinite recursion, worm, centipede, millipede. These are my favorite bugs, in order,” said Turing.Photo …


Video Game Journalist Learns to Jump During Final Boss Battle

Written by: Yuri Bukhradze

Lee stated, “This game’s characters are so hard to follow. I don’t know who to pick — Singleplayer or Co-op?”Photo by Jack Yang While working on a …


Local Man Claims Cereal Box Art Made Him a Furry

Written by: Yuri Bukhradze

Fox says, “It’s not just a meal, mom.”Photo by Sharon Roth George Fox, a 21-year-old San Diegan and avid fan of breakfast cereal, claims that his love …

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Nintendo Announces Fire Emblem: Chess

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Tackle strategic challenges and become a grandmaster in the newest entry to the beloved tactical RPG series! Introducing Fire Emblem: Chess…

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New Smash Character: Just A Sword

Written by: Yuri Bukhradze

During the last Mini Direct presentation, Nintendo revealed the long-awaited fourth DLC character for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

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Why does Mario wear a hat?

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Why does Mario wear a hat? Originally, we said that Mario is wearing a hat because drawing a fancy hairstyle in pixel sprites proved to be …