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Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual?

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Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual? Great question! Originally, when we envisioned the character of Bowser, we imagined a love triangle between Mario, Peach, and Bowser with …

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Target to Hold “Birthday Season” Sale

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Annual birth rate goals were reached across all participating locations.Photo by Maria Dhilla A recent press release from the retail company Target announced plans to hold a …

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UCSD Builds New Student Parking Lot in Juneau, Alaska

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“I can see the Russian studies department from here,” said one student.Photo by Maria Dhilla In an effort to address the lack of proper student parking on …

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Election Results Uncertain, US to be Returned to the United Kingdom

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Paul Revere forgot to bring the mini sandwiches to the Boston Tea Party.Photo by Jack Yang The British Parliament, responding to claims of election fraud within the …

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US Election Results to be Graded on a Curve Because Class Average is 50 Percent

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Drawing arbitrary lines was easy for the Republicans after all their practice gerrymandering.Photo by Sharon Roth Due to the “uncertainty” in the results of the recent presidential …

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Library Walk Student Org Booths to be Moved to Zoom Waiting Rooms

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“Zoom fatigue has a new meaning now that I’m actually running away from my screen,” claimed one student.Photo by Sharon Roth In an attempt to emulate the …

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Revelle and Roosevelt Colleges to be Merged, Number of GE Requirements Doubled

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“At least I don’t have to worry about finding a job for the next six years,” one student said.Photo by Jack Yang Last Tuesday, during a brief …