November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Lesser Known Starbucks Drinks to Spice up the Fall

  1. Twink drink
  2. Impossible Pumpkin latte
  3. Ricin macchiato
  4. Gravy espresso
  5. Decaf latte (just milk!)
  6. Smashing Pumpkins spiced latte
  7. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos latte
  8. Liquid helium frappuccino
  9. Parmesan espresso
  10. Coffee with pulp

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