Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald
- Natural redheads
- Mascots of late-stage capitalism
- Contributed to the collapse of the USSR
- Share the middle name “McLovin”
- Survived numerous assassination attempts
- Had immediate access to nuclear warheads
- Ignored the AIDS crisis
- Literal clowns
- Neither has an alibi for 4:30 p.m. on July 5th, 1986
- Surprisingly good in bed
The premier satire magazine at UC San Diego.
