Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald

  1. Natural redheads
  2. Mascots of late-stage capitalism
  3. Contributed to the collapse of the USSR
  4. Share the middle name “McLovin”
  5. Survived numerous assassination attempts
  6. Had immediate access to nuclear warheads
  7. Ignored the AIDS crisis
  8. Literal clowns
  9. Neither has an alibi for 4:30 p.m. on July 5th, 1986
  10. Surprisingly good in bed

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