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Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person

  1. Skipping class
  2. Secretly making fun of the professor while they lecture
  3. Bringing a full course meal
  4. Forcing your professor to speak faster
  5. Staring straight at a hot classmate you’ll never talk to
  6. Making yourself seem well-learned by keeping a bookcase behind yourself
  7. Doodling on the white board while the professor is presenting
  8. Farting really loudly
  9. Sexting with your professor via private message
  10. Showing off your Funko Pop collection

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