Unique Curses to Wish Upon Your Enemies
- May You Only Have the Butt Pieces ofBread Left
- May None of the Textbooks You Need forClass be Available for Free on the Internet
- May an Airplane Fly Overhead Every Timethe Professor Answers Your Question
- May You Choke on Your Own Spit in theMiddle of a Lecture and Have Everyone ThinkYou Have COVID-19
- May Every Pizza Shop That You Enter Becomea Piazza Server Base
- May Your Classes Start Taking Attendancefor Lectures
- May Someone Wave at You and You WaveBack Right As You See That They Were ActuallyWaving at Their Friend
- May You Never Be 100% Confident That YouTurned in the Right Assignment
- May Your Bank Account Have One CentLess Than That Thing You Need to Buy
- May Your Jokes Never Land
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