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Mother Nature Dramatically Misunderstands the Assignment, Starts Giving Out Lemmings

Written by: Robin Brewin

One customer said, “I bit into a lemon and was horrified to find out that it was actually a small rodent. It’s a horrible moral delemming.”Photo …

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Posers Are Horrible and Ruin the Scene for Everybody Vs. I Am Having So Much Fun and Everyone Likes Me!

Written by: Robin Brewin

Point: Posers Are Horrible and Ruin the Scene for Everybody Everybody knows there’s nothing worse than a pretentious little braggart that thinks they know what they’re …

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State of California Abolishes Legal Gender, Strictly Enforces Favorite Color Instead

Written by: Robin Brewin

“I just got my government-assigned color,” said Moore-Sherwin. “They said it’s green, but I’m feeling blue.”Photo by Robin Brewin The state of California has made strides …

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UCSD Creates New “All Holiday Week” for Convenience

Written by: Robin Brewin

“We gotta look on the bright side of this,” said Bitko. “That means there’s only one defined week of holiday music.”Photo by Maria Dhilla In an attempt …

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Local Queer Couple Speedrun Marriage Any Percent

Written by: Robin Brewin

Local Queer Couple Speedrun Marriage Any Percent Nonbinary lesbian couple Anne B. Goye and Robynn Drew have set a new record for modern queer marriages, managing …

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Local Goth Dancers Protest the Removal of Rave Bridge

Written by: Robin Brewin

“This sucks and my life feels like it has no meaning. Honestly, kind of a good day,” said protesting goth Bloodsoul Sadness.Photo by Robin Brewin A …

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Clown Costumes Moved to Sexy Section of Spirit Halloween

Written by: Robin Brewin

Clown Costumes Moved to Sexy Section of Spirit Halloween Sales of clown costumes were up last Halloween, but not for the reason one would expect. With …