Volume 28
Disney Announces New LGBT Show, No Queer Characters Planned
One disgruntled viewer complained, “The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Mickey and Donald.”Photo by Yuri Bukhradze In the latest announcement of upcoming Disney+ content, the …
All Dining Dollars Converted to Triton Cash: Students Feast in Laundry Rooms
“At least I know my food is clean,” said Lyall.Photo by Jack Yang With understaffing and poor working conditions causing eon-long wait times at dining halls, UCSD …
What College Are You In? vs. Who Cares?
Point: You’ll Never Get Ahold of Me Lucky Charms! By Anna Ying First-Year Hi! What college are you in? I’m in Seventh. What’s your major? I’m …
UCSD Wins Rights to Build Ninth College Atop Gliderport Parking
“I’d be angry with what’s happening right now,” said Byrd, “but the view is so breathtaking I keep on forgetting.”Photo by Sharon Roth In a landmark case …
Anti-defamation League Champions New Era of Kindness
Anti-defamation League Champions New Era of Kindness On October 21st, President Biden unknowingly flashed a white supremacist hand symbol while he was at a Town Hall …
Researchers Prove Center Hall Chairs Combat Student Sleeping Epidemic
“We will not stand for this,” said one member of Tritons Against Torture. “We’re going to host a sit-in.”Photo by Maria Dhilla After months of tedious research, …
Aggressive Hurricanes Battle for the Right to Destroy Gulf Coast
Aggressive Hurricanes Battle for the Right to Destroy Gulf Coast Meteorologists and climate scientists are in agreement that global warming is creating more aggressive weather — …
Local Goth Dancers Protest the Removal of Rave Bridge
“This sucks and my life feels like it has no meaning. Honestly, kind of a good day,” said protesting goth Bloodsoul Sadness.Photo by Robin Brewin A …
Students Move Into Empty Classrooms to Overcome the Housing Crisis
“I had a dream I went to class naked, and then I woke up, naked and in class,” said Lay.Photo by Jack Yang UCSD has recently begun …
Theology Professor Criticized for Requiring Students to Buy Bibles with Access Codes
“I took an abridged version of this course by just staring at the Vices and Virtues building for three hours,” stated Peter.Photo by Chiara Ng Earlier …
