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UCSD Athletics Pivots to Rotisserie Chicken Eating

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After the president of the Costco Club generated more school spirit and attendance than any sporting event in the history of UC San Diego by eating …

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Seventh College Installs Decorative Solar Panels

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“The cord isn’t long enough to plug into the sun, what’d you expect?” asked the panel installation contractor.Photo by Kaz Nuckowski In an unprecedented strategy to …

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Tritons Confused by Abstract New Brand Guidelines

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“I guess if you can’t tell what their brand is, they can’t do anything that’s off-brand,” stated one student.Photo by Connor Betterly In a bid to …

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Costco to Offer Medication Samples

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“I love Costco,” said Davis. “I never knew prices so low could make me feel so high.”Photo by Farhad Taraporevala In a groundbreaking move last week, …

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Horticulturists Discover Blue Pepper

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Last week, Dr. Horton H. Wharton, the head of the UC San Diego Horticulture Department, announced his research team had discovered a new hottest pepper and …

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You Missed Out on Something Really Cool Last Night vs. You Are a Failure

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Point: You Missed Out on Something Really Cool Last Night Last night was truly a sight to behold! As the sun began its fiery descent into …

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LinkedIn Announces Short-Form Video Service

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“It’s so easy to make short-form video content,” said Devontre Prenuer. “Personally, I squeeze it in between my 4:30 a.m. run and my 5 a.m. meditation.”Photo …

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HDH Recruits Gordon Ramsay to Fix Their “Kitchen Nightmares”

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“This chicken is so undercooked, it’s still crossing the road!” cried Ramsay.Photo by Julia Wong For years, students have rated their experience at the campus’ dining …

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“Khosplayers” to Storm Comic-Con

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With tickets secured, hundreds of UC San Diego students are frantically preparing for San Diego Comic-Con, one of the largest comic conventions in the United States. …

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The Padres Blow It Again

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Since the Chargers “abandoned” San Diego in 2017, the Padres are the only remaining major sports team in San Diego. The Padres did better than many …