Romella Sagatelian


Ninth College to Become UCPD’s New Training Center

Written by: Romella Sagatelian

“I wondered why my laptop wasn’t charging,” said one student. “Turns out they arrested my plug.”Photo by Amit Roth and Julia Wong UC San Diego Chancellor …

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UCSD Is Honoring the Contract from the 2022 Strike vs. It’s the Year 2040

Written by: Romella Sagatelian

Point: UCSD Is Honoring the Contract from the 2022 Strike I have kindly decided to honor the tentative agreement from the 2022 strike. UC San Diego …

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Written by: Amit Roth, Liv Gilbert, Maddie Samaniego, Connor Betterly, Romella Sagatelian and Supriyaa Chordia

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Pepsi Carbonates Ocean in Attempt to Go Carbon Neutral

Written by: Romella Sagatelian

“I thought Pepsi’s carbonation initiative would taste better,” said one customer. “I’m still a bit salty about it.”Photo by Farhad Taraporevala Pepsi has begun carbonating the …


Tesla Unveils Self-Driving Stroller

Written by: Romella Sagatelian

“Damn those new drivers. Always on their mobiles instead of paying attention to the road,” commented one pedestrian.Photo by Amit Roth Just weeks after announcing that …


UC Regents Offer to Pay Student Researchers in Dining Dollars

Written by: Romella Sagatelian

Leaked negotiations reveal that the UC Regents offered to raise graduate student stipends to $54,000 per year, but hid the fact that they would be paid …


Congress Announces a Bipartisan Skincare Line

Written by: Romella Sagatelian

“Wearing this skincare product makes me feel 40 years younger. I might even start voting Democrat again,” testified Senator McConnell.Photo by Julia Wong House Speaker Nancy …


Netflix to Split All of Its Content Into Smaller Channels

Written by: Romella Sagatelian

“Why would I want this segmented business model when I can watch entire movies in 328 shorts on TikTok?” asked Lee.Photo by Julia Wong Netflix recently …