Volume 26

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Local Student Plans to Hit the Gym Over Summer, Resolution Lasts a Week

Written by: Jay Noonan

“It took me like 10 situps to reach the remote, so I think I’m good for the day,” said Wyland.Photo by Jack Yang Second year Sid …

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Local Gamer Returns to Neglected Minecraft Server to Find Ongoing Race War

Written by: Sage Cristal

“It’s all about the framing,” said one pillager analyst on the above image. “What you don’t see here is the years and years of marginalization.”Photo by …

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Sans Announcement Causes Trump to Worry About Skeleton Immigration

Written by: Rowan Hernandez Cosme

After opening the invitation letter, Trump was reportedly surrounded by animated text reading, “Donald Trumps the Competition.”Photo by Jack Yang Over the summer, many fans of …

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Coronavirus Outbreak Thrills White America

Written by: Andrew Sitko

Coronavirus Outbreak Thrills White America With news of the entire city of Wuhan being quarantined, fears of a global outbreak of Novel Coronavirus has been expressed …