Stephen Lightfoot

Stephen Lightfoot is Editor in Chief of The MQ.

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Local Senior Procrastinates Having Senioritis

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Murphy reported that his nervous system was working just fine because he is “so nervous all time.”Photo by Sharon Roth During a recent intervention staged by his …

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Should Guiseppe Mario be in jail? Is he innocent or guilty?

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Should Guiseppe Mario be in jail? Is he innocent or guilty? While we’re sure that’s a question that’s on a lot of peoples’ minds, it’s Nintendo …

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Meet the Gamer that “Fucking Despises” Gamers

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For the first time in 15 years, Nintendo Power sat down with James Laynor, a former Nintendo World Champion and avid gamer to this day! We discussed the changes in gaming culture, and his excitement for some upcoming games on Nintendo Switch!

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Kamala Harris Under Fire for Staring at Joe Biden, Tapping Watch, and Sighing

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White House staff reported seeing Vice President Harris writing “President Kamala Harris” over and over again on a legal pad.Photo by Maria Dhilla Despite being in office …

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Mcdonald’s to Serve Carbonated Eggnog

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Mcdonald’s to Serve Carbonated Eggnog In an unexpected move that both horrified and confused consumers nationwide, McDonald’s has announced that they will be serving carbonated eggnog …

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Christmas Cancelled After Unmitigated Spread of COVID-19 in Santa’s Workshop

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Santa was heard saying, “On Dasher, on Dancer, on Coughy, on Wheezy! On Comet, and Cupid, Fatigue, and Diseasey!”Photo by Sharon Roth As the end of the …

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Even I, A Poli Sci Major, Have No Idea What the Fuck is Going On

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By Jeremy Rossi Fourth-year Poli Sci Student Oftentimes my friends come to me for my hot takes on current events. And who could blame them? As …

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Local CS Student Experiences Immense Relaxation Following Stress Integer Overflow

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“Yes, you may have mastered C and C++, but can you see beyond the void?” asked Coren.Photo by Jack Yang After laying in a fetal position, crying, …

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I’m Just So Tired About the State of America… vs. Nothing a Bit of Retail Therapy Won’t Fix!

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Point: I’m Just So Tired About the State of America… It seems like this year keeps getting worse and worse. I feel like I’ve never been …

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Local Graduate Surprised High School Classmate Isn’t Involved In Pyramid Scheme

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Local Graduate Surprised High School Classmate Isn’t Involved In Pyramid Scheme In what has been described as “quite pleasant surprise,” UC San Diego graduate Kendrick Nolan …