November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: Stephen Lightfoot

Local Graduate Surprised High School Classmate Isn’t Involved In Pyramid Scheme

In what has been described as “quite pleasant surprise,” UC San Diego graduate Kendrick Nolan revealed that he had a completely normal conversation with one of his former high school classmates. “It’s been years since I’ve seen Vanessa,” Nolan revealed, “So when I saw that she had messaged me out of the blue, I was fairly hesitant. Every time an old acquaintance has messaged me like that, they’ve tried to sell me something from some crappy fake skincare or hair company. But this time was a rare exception.” Nolan told reporters that his conversation with his former high school classmate was quite pleasant, and he enjoyed reminiscing on the past for a moment. “Turns out that she had seen my post about starting a new job, and her boyfriend works in that industry, so she just wanted to see how I had been doing and wished me luck!” Nolan stated confidently. “I’m really glad that I got to talk to her, but I’m even more glad that now I’ll be able to get back to forgetting that high school ever existed.”

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Stephen Lightfoot is Editor in Chief of The MQ.

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