Volume 27 Issue 1

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Coastal Ecosystem Devastated After Gender-Reveal Oil Spill

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BP has recently defended the Deepwater Horizon spill, calling it “ahead of its time.”Photo by Jack Yang Several miles of coastal wetland in the San Diego area …

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New From the CDC: “Social Distancing Rules Still Apply, Even if You Really Really Need a Hug”

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Whittman stated: “These pillows are so fluffy, I might not even go back to people after this.”Photo by Jack Yang In a recent press conference, the Center …

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Local Chef Opens Dessert Chain, OnlyFlans

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One dissenter said, “Who would go all the way to a store to get desserts? Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for …

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Instagram Influencer Predicts the Future by Reading Makeup Smears on Face Masks

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“The spirits are telling me you haven’t been following me on Instagram. Would you like my handle?” asked Welch.Photo by Stephen Lightfoot In the age of Instagram …

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Molecular Gastronomist Sticks “This Machine Kills Fascists” Sticker on Nitro Foam Maker

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“This dish is pretty conceptual, so I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t understand it on the first taste,” said Tenshuss.Photo by Stephen Lightfoot Local Restaurateur Pete …

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Area Man Screams “Eat the Rich” From His Maserati

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Cist later stated, “I’m an everyman. I’m paying off my $200,000 car month by month just like everyone else.”Photo by Sharon Roth Midday Tuesday, a male student …

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Fourth-Year Student Looks Forward to 10th “Fresh Start to College” This Quarter

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Chou asked: “I know my GPA is low, but what are my chances of being able to join CS this year?”Photo by Stephen Lightfoot Local UCSD fourth-year …

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What You Did During Your Hot Girl Summer

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Whether you’re a hot girl, hot boy, or a hot person, we can all agree the record breaking heat wave over the summer was something we’re still recovering from. It was going to be a summer to remember, but it turned into one you’ll never forget. But in case you do, here’s what you were up to over the last three months, or seven years, or however long this has been. At least you got through it! We think.

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Guy With Guitar in Zoom Lecture Definitely Knows His Mic is Still On

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Velasquez credits professor Schmitty’s voice for having the perfect low volume to shred over.Photo by Jack Yang In the era of online education, it’s not uncommon for …