“Hey everyone. Giuseppe here. It’s a little messed up to talk about a man when he’s not able to respond, but hey, it’s water under the bridge. I heard you were talkin’ about the allegations that were made against me, so I wanted to set the record straight. I’m pleadin’ NOT GUILTY! The alleged money laundering schemes that the state of New Jersey CLAIMS I’ve been involved in are bogus. Anyone who’s sayin’ I am can “bacha” my “culo.” I work honest and hard to support my brothers so they can live it up with gold in the Mushroom Kingdom’s coffers! The work I do is more than enough to support myself — why the hell would I want anything more? Anyways, anyone sayin’ I’m guilty better watch their backs … we don’t want them gettin’ into any accidents while they badmouth me, yanno? “