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You Dare Question MY Antiquing Skills?

Written by: The MQ

s this a game to you? Are you earnest when you ask me if I bought these chairs at Bob’s Discount Furniture Store? No, I did …

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Federal Government To Fund UCSD’s Premiere Conversion Therapy Camp

Written by: Stella Lopresti-Busick

Executives at UC San Diego have begun spearheading initiatives to improve its quality of education. According to a leaked internal memo, one of these initiatives will …

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Venture Capitalist Invest in Students

Written by: Alberto Ruiz

Following a “depressing” week for the stock market, venture capitalist firm SadeFirm has decided to invest in UC San Diego students. SadeFirm has been scouting campus …

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White House Legalizes “Good” Treason

Written by: Sophie Pubb

On September 20, 2025, President Donald Trump blanket pardoned all participants of the January 6 insurrection and legalized treason in the United States. When asked for …

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Tapioca Express offers limited-edition Kiki drinks

Written by: Claire Cover

On-campus boba shop Tapioca Express recently announced that through the end of Week One, they will be running a limited-time menu of Kiki drinks. The new …

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Local Student Adopts Dorm Woodpecker

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

This summer, Housing, Dining, and Hospitality issued the largest fine in university history to an unnamed Revelle student after the student left over 50 holes in …

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Masc Lesbian Faces Backlash for Outfit Choices

Written by: Cardi ​

Local lesbian Alexander showed up to Eighth College orientation wearing a “green Weezer shirt, yellow khakis, and a fluorescent pink fanny pack” to the horror of …

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BREAKING: Anonymous Does Nothing Again

Written by: Destiney Friday

Last July, Anonymous, a self-identified group of decentralized “hacktivists,” posted a video on all social media platforms condemning the “dirty, rotten, gross, even” state of the …

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Department of War to Honor UCSD with Naval Base

Written by: Destiney Friday

“Yar har, me class-mateys,” said one self-proclaimed “First Matey.”Photo by Destiney Friday After years of loyalty to the United States Department of War, President Trump has …

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America Balkanizes

Written by: Dylan Schmidt

Wyoming reportedly did not notice.Photo by Dylan Schmidt After a typo in a Supreme Court decision annulled the entirety of the U.S. Constitution last week, the …