Hanaa Moosavi

Whether you’re at a FOOSH showcase or an MQ meeting, you’ll be sure to hear Hanaa Moosavi laugh—even through her own jokes, and we love her for it. You can catch Hanaa lurking on Facebook, serving her god Mark Zuckerberg as the Muir Quarterly Social and Publicity Ottoman. Hanaa has also been sighted chowing down on her favorite food in the Muir quad, developing her latest scheme to become the first emperor of America: one chaotic MQ comic at a time. That is, when she isn’t crying over dog pictures.

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Look Who’s Pissing Me Off Again

Written by: Hanaa Moosavi

It’s that time of the year again. Yes people, the biggest brains of Hollywood have come together to completely fuck over all content made by people …

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Hydroflasks Recalled, College Students Enter Withdrawal

Written by: Hanaa Moosavi

Panlelo told reporters, “How am I going to stay awake during class if there’s no Hydro Flasks dropping every 15 minutes?”Photo by Sharon Roth On October …

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God vs. Kanye

Written by: Bri Arce, Andrew Sitko, Hanaa Moosavi and Ram Sivapalan

“I decree Ye is King”

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Sorority Girls Experience Near Death on Local Torrey Pines Hike

Written by: Hanaa Moosavi

“If we get out of here alive, I swear we’re gonna take that trip to Spain,” Fillis said to Stutten.Photo by Jay Noonan Sorority sisters Jessica …

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Move-In Day Fiasco Leaves Student Swearing Off On-Campus Housing

Written by: Hanaa Moosavi

“Guys, we should make shirts,” Rivers said, as his roommates avoided eye contact.Photo by Jack Yang After another year of working to find the perfect Move-In …

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Freshman Convinced They Found Soulmate During Welcome Week

Written by: Hanaa Moosavi

“There’s just something so amazing about an 18-year-old who knows how to use chopsticks,” said Chessit.Photo by Jack Yang First-year Brittany Chessit recently got into a …

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Grocery Store Shut Down Due to Unsolicited Hand Holding Incident

Written by: Hanaa Moosavi

Crass was later charged with destruction of evidence for washing his hands.Photo by Jack Yang “Smarts,” a local grocery store located in Youngtown, Arizona, has shut …

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Local Human-Sized Koi Fish Actually Human Criminals in Disguise

Written by: Hanaa Moosavi

The parents of the perpetrators reportedly tried defending their children, saying, “You know what they say, ‘kois will be kois.’”Photo by: Stephen Lightfoot There has been …

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